a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
sunrise-surf: i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
catswithbenefits: the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
claydols: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius: drkarayua: silent-renegade: I strongly believe that man would actually start crying Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day. and only one fuck was given that day
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
overanalyzedthoughts: aleebow: heyandy: erieluyyy: amandacheea: sourientmesbeaux: lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop Omg I’m dying LOOL i cnant breatheeoMGF HAHHAHAHA this is real talent. Lmfao reminds me of the titanic one! the fuck man, the fuck
darrynek: wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
intoxicatedontokki: andeerang: ispeakkoreanandiamwhite: Can you imagine how awkward the filming of the teaser was? “Ok, Luhan, now arch your back and roar. Yes, and Kris, if you could please curl your fingers back more that would be better…and Kai, think panther.” gdi Baekhyun we said BRUTAL not poodle. i said hunt for prey not be gay
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
clockworkpain: sexyvampire-mojo: Shadowhunters Unite: I’ve been using this site for 4 years. may10baby: steam-powered-nakodile: clockwork-lives: yaspookyshisno: asgardianette: aurorinthetardis: skarosoul: 0650pm: If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay! this is the best thing ever I tried it and put The Mortal...
rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865