jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

(Source: chinchillahime)


classafiend:

eatsomebrains:

current emotion: i need money

Forever reblog….

(Source: thesyntaxkid)


thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

  • Other Fandoms: Chill, it's just a comeback..
  • Exotics: ...... DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE LISTENED TO MAMA

(Source: 2000ish)